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ROUND # 2 - Kubaf ...
Siku Njema, nmefika Kongowea
Mie Kinjeketile, maji maji nshakunywa
Vita vya vina, ngojerani mtakanywa
Uchaguzi u karibu – kobole – ntapewa lazima
Ubaguzi sina – ole – wote ntawazima
Kabila langu Hehe ... baridi nawaletea
Sikizeni makubaf ...
Tinga tinga, naiona yako pinga pinga
Tahamaki ewe mpenda samaki
Manyakee – umekula all sizes (get it?)
Mtondo goo – kala uroda – tena na Moi
Mtondo, oh noo – Kibaki tosha – hali yako hoi
Koo yako nimeikaba – sitoacha nakuasa
Ndo wako ukahaba - uache wa kisiasa
Mie mahiri wa uchumi – tahiri kabla uvumi ...
Kubaf wewe !
Musyoka, adhabu yangu utachoka
Subiri joint nmalize, nkutengue viuno
Nkuhubiri bongoni, nkuteke kama malaria - uwe mad
Kuniamba utokoma, nkikunyambia ulale
Makoko yako ntafinya wee, ntakutia baridi
Utopigania ukoko, siku ya uchaguzi nakuahidi
Mawaidha yangu jiuzulu, ikulu hupumziki
Aidha, mie Shaka nnazuru, nkudhuru kiZulu - ndo yako riziki
Kubaf wewe !
Uhuru, kai wii na ngoma iriku?
Ungali wanyonya kisiasa, ona nakuonya
Wewe bikira kisiasa, zako gani fikira?
Msumari wangu nnanoa, nkuzibe kimanyu manyu (get it ?)
Lazima utahara, nkikutoa kafara
Macho bangi ntakutoboa, rangi ntakutoa
Ntokudondoa kizimwi, nkubandike vidonda -kama vya ukimwi!
Kubaf wewe !
Ruto ?
Hatari yako haiwashi, hivyo mistari michache
Moto nakuwashia, kuliko wa gomora - uchache
Nkuyeyue kisiagi, nkutwange radi, nkuache ukichechemea
Ebu nkamate waragi, hadi che nkukemee
Kubaf wewe!
Musikari ...
Usinkunjie ngumi, mie nyangumi
Ntokutumia askari, akuonje vikali
Vioja umiminizwe, uachwe umedidimizwa
Njia zako kombo, insha lazima upewe
Dua lako gombo: liwe ishallah – Emilio jabali - urais apewe
Kubaf wewe!
Ngilu:
Not you mami, nasita kukuzika
Ijapo, sitosita kukushika
Rambaza sahita yangu
Nmesambaza ubingwa wangu
Wenzako nshararua
Nlivyosema kwenye barua
Charity huanza nyumbani
Nialiki kwako Ukambani
Milki yetu tuitawale
Eti Lucy?
Usiwe pussy.
Kichwa chake si timamu
Tena sio mtamu
Upesi upesi basi ... irabu nmemaliza ... nkuonyeshe maajabu ....
posted by jm at 12:05 PM
5 Comments:
haki ya mungu umechizi. uko na nuts loose kwa kichwa. what do you smoke dude? it is hilarious. ati
Eti Lucy?
Usiwe pussy.
Kichwa chake si timamu
Tena sio mtamu
Upesi upesi basi ... irabu nmemaliza ... nkuonyeshe maajabu
when is ur album due? some ryhmes bana!
lol. juss love swa. like to be naughty with it and excercise my "1st amendment rights" with it coz i am clueless creativity wise with english.
Bwana Mwangi...wewe Mkereketwa wa lugha kweli. Ukwasi unao uso kifani. Lakini usichizi chali..yoh what have u been up to? holla to a brother... Phone (201) 328 5504. Ni Munyoki, Msanifu Kombo (Kongowea) mwenyewe.
@ munyoki ...
nitakucall hii weekend.
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