Drunken Eccentricity

Ethiopian: Starts drinking at 7pm. Is thoroughly wasted @ 3am. Gets into the New York subway ... apparently headed home ... wapi? Ends up sleeping on the train, and keeps riding back and forth, then jamaaa suddenly wakes up @ 11am ... not knowing wtf is going on, or wtf he is @ ...


Nepali: pombe without weed 4 these guys is no good. they actually prefer the latter. as one of my college buddies justifies himself ... "weed is better than alcohol because it only coats your brain cells temporarily, whereas alcohol permanently kills the brain cells" ... gotta admit for how smart these mofas are, there might be some truth to the statement ...

jungu: destroys a keg with his buddies in one night. commits either of these atrocities:
a) we find him sleeping peacefully on the streets in the morning- next to a homeless guy ...
b) has sex with his g/f - in a college room (u kn. how dem rooms be) oblivious of the roommate ... 2 make matters worse, the chick is a thoroughbred moaner in bed ...
c)finds himself naked in his ex. g/f's bed , next morning, without a clue on what transpired ...


Miro: i dunno if it's the 40's lakini these dude is especially IQ-less when drunk. oozing manly machismo ... "nigga, what the f. u looking @ me 4?" and this is on a public bus btw ... challenging kila mtu for a bout " i ain't afraid of death, nigga, i know u is ... want some of me "


Ugandan: fika hanye, pull up a chair, kunywa, watch other people gyrating, go home when hanye closes ...

Zimbabwean; mobb psyche 2 waka - lakini first to fall ...

Kenyan: kamata all friday night, fika afta hanye kamata, pints kwisha, fika home, wake up sawa sawa wondering where the mkanyango for sato night is @