Classic Bullying Experiences ...
“Form 1, when I clap, you jump!”
After obeying the instructions …
“Form 1, who asked you to come down?” …. Hefty slap …
“Form 1, May your carcass rot!”
And all were supposed to respond in unison:
“Long live Nyangweso!”
Our school is hosting games. One of the big boys “hooks” a chick. He’s vibing her.You mistakenly happen to cross infront of him. He orders you to stand still and smile so he can intro duce you to his girlfriend. He proceeds thus:
“Sweetie, I present to you my washing machine.”
“Form 1, who am I?”
The response to which unfailingly had to be:
“How can we know you, O Father, your knowledge is unfathomable to us”
*This one was the most humiliating*
The jamaa partly takes off his shorts, exposing his pubic hair. He tells a guy to count how many pubic hairs he has ! The guy counted 96. He was chapwad ngotos coz the guy thought he had more than a hundred …
Yet another one. A guy gives you 50 cents during the first first days. He asks you to go to the canteen, buy him bread and leta change!! That time you don’t even know where the canteen is … he directs you to a teacher’s house, eti that’ s where cheap loaf is normally sold …
Do you guys have nasty memories from high school ama primo?
posted by jm at 10:00 PM
18 Comments:
(un)fortunately, i was in a day school so bullying was not real, only pranks.
first day at lunch i see all students with spoons heading 2wards DH. one asks me, where is urs? I don't have.Then go take one from the deputy. It was the only embarrasing situation I encountered in Form 1.
Bomseh: U r so lucky. Some of us harbour life-long grudges ...
U had me on the floor...memories..my boarding school ws bila bullying but my bro experienced it all!!!
Ati one day it was raining and all form 1's were taken outside, forced to kneel and wait for God 2 take a photo.(lightining)
Then they were asked 2 remove ths shirts and trousers for a nude.. photo....
Othertymes u r given a bottle n told 2 fill it with darkness...
Torture chambers kado!!
unyc: lucky you ...walahi you cracked me up on that ...eti God to take a photo ... classic ...
I remember a few like being commanded to push the Dining Hall to a different location. But the worst was washing clothes in form 1…plus there is one prefect who I will never forgive.
This idiot was like 4’3, a ka small jamaa who used to be so harsh, he made us suffer. I used to say to myself if I meet this ka jamaa on the street I am beating the hell out of him and then transferring…
another...ati form 4 jamaas, call a form one n tell him, "guess majina zetu"...dude koseas the names n he strips...obviously u cant guess correctly names of more than seven jamaas...anaachwa ndethe
unyc: kwani msee alienda high school nyayo (nyati?) house basement?
Pia kuna ingine jamaa anasosi ndao, alafu anakuwai kalamu na karatasi, umchoree utamu wa ndao ukitiririka! Ama anashuta anakushow umchoree hiyo harufu...
Hei,unakumbuka ile bar soap ya kuosha nguo ilikuwa long sijui kaa nini, eti unakata kidogo kidogo, ikulast mpaka midterm ... bas, mjamaa anakata portion moja, alafu anapaka blueband side zote, kisha anaidust na chocolate ... "form 1 do you wanta cake?" ... hauwezi kataa by the way, ukienda kuchukua bite manze "keki" ngumu karibu uwache meno hapo ...
Ah...high school. Some of us were left traumatised for life, and you're right, some lifelong grudges were born! I remember us form ones being told to katia a tree like it was a beautiful girl and then request "her" for rubbz! Or doing press ups under a guy's spring bed with his metal box on top of it. Enyewe some of these cats, if we could meet on some dark street today...!
never went to boarding either lakini the storos i heard...swimming galas in the shamba..too funny. my cuzo would go to bed with all his belongings.hed weka spoons in his tie and sleep with his shoes on na nini. just when he thought he was safe,they went to his room, amshad(rokotad him) him and stole his matress
Archer: Bas, hii comment ndio ilifanya nielewe kabisa ...
Mama Shady:woie, poor cuzo... yanaitwa mateso ya roho ...
>Ati uspell >>Jamaa whistle's<< Uko katikati ya rende...Booti zinakwangukia vi-plenti ukiumaniwa...
>You kno the toy ndais? Yeah those ones...Unambiwa uiendeshe kwa floor ya dorm...mpaka mwisho, Ukishafika(BTW ii ndo baze ya ma-forth) wakuskie ukikatia "dame" umconvince mwingie kwa ndai na mrudi na yeye(THe otha end of the dorm saa ii): THE catch, if you're not convincing enough....unarudia... Heheheh!!
Izzo zako ni za wanga!! Hihihi!!
@Bantutu: lol
Was listenin 2 dis bully storos on Classic da other day n some of those storos no matter how hilarious are terrifying! Jeez!
Bt yenyewe hii post na macomments zake are da bomb!!
Thx. Klara :)
Mwangi pole sana, my bro hepad boarding school coz they were made to lala in the field for two weeks. He left evrything and came home! lakini some of the above ni 'hirarious' tu sana!
ati who asked you to come down?! lol!
luckily didn't have to go through that...
@ Farm gal: Haiya ! I have heard such a story hmmm... I wonder where ur bro. went
@ Adrian: talk about learning to defy gravity ...
I'd have to ask him coz cant remember. Boyz muli suffer
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