Kenyan Women NOT Good in Bed.

It has emerged that Kenyan MEN have a voracious appetite for sex BUT that the WOMEN are neither good nor frequent at it.

This is where Ms. Gertrude Mungai comes in. In recognition of this fact (?), her entrepreneurial spirit has convinced her to set-up a course to rectify this situation before it spirals out of control.

Objectives of the course:

a] To emphasize, and consequently teach, the fundamentals of a strong sexual performance in relationships - complementary with, rather than substituting, the traditional prerequisite of "exceptional culinary skills" and "vigorous child-bearing ability"

b]As a corollary to objective (a) above:

To give sufficient incentive for men to help around the house, automatically safeguarding against philandering - an inherent Kenyan male trait

Methodology:

A combination of pole, belly and lap-dancing, accompanied with various strip teasing techniques will be taught.

Qualifications:

a) Kenyan woman, must be over the age of 18

* An initial placement practical will be conducted to determine the skill level of the participants*

*All qualified participants are encouraged to submit their applications*

NB:

Limited Scholarships, covering the full costs of training , are available for rural women, as well as women over the age of 60. Apply early as the scholarships are on a first come, first serve basis

Money-Back Guarantee:

Your man will never be the same again! If you don't notice a change (coming home early, incessant desire for sex, etc) within the first week of training, you are entitled to a full refund.

Application Deadline:

Approaching soon, register ASAP !