Going Downtown: Lessons from the Dinka
Disclaimer: This post contains regional cultural elements that may not be palatable for all. Reading discretion is advised.
I have always wondered whether the National Geographic Television exploits African Tribes in some of their programming. Amongst the tribes who have managed to retain their customs in spite of modern pressures, NGEO really enjoys showing semi-naked women, and for the keen-eyed, it is obvious that not only do they zoom in on these women’s mammalian glands, but they also prolong the frame a few seconds. But the object of this post is not to gripe about NGEO. Not after what I saw yesterday.
When it comes to going downtown, some men have always trodden with trepidation; am talking about involuntary trembling and quivering. Some guys just do not just “dive in” . They evaluate the pros and cons from afar:
Is there a certification from the Food and Drug Administration, declaring “FIT FOR CONSUMPTION”?
How is the vegetation?
Kadhaa push-ups to psyche themselves up …
Etc, etc …
After last night, I discovered that such fears are at best, frivolous. Do you know what the Dinka Men do to stimulate their cows to produce more milk? I swear to one God: THEY GO DOWN ON THEM!!!!!!
I was incredulous at this. I mean, the guy was not licking; he was whole-heartedly consuming the ng'ombe's nini. I closed my eyes, shamed that they dared show such a scene. I opened my eyes 30 seconds later and the dude was still at work. There and then, I found myself wondering:
- Do these guys ever go down on their mamas?
- Should any man worth his salt ever, ever, ever have any qualms going downtown on a mama?
- Will I burn 4 such thoughts?
Labels: culture, downtown, unbelievable
posted by jm at 11:31 AM
50 Comments:
Can you get RVF doing that?
Oh my....lol at "swear to one god"...takes me back...and my goodness!!!! what is that about!!! Dare ANY of those men show any signs of hesitation when going "downtown" on their women!!! I just don't know how to react to such things.
Gathara: LMAO (ati RVF) ... I don't think the guy was worried about any such thing,but you killed me with that ...
Kipepeo:If you saw that documentary, aki u'd know what am saying, i was torn between laughing and shock ...
JM,
Their downtown agenda on the ngombe is for business reasons. Meanwhile their trip for women would be just pleasure. I have a feeling that they do not attend to the pleasure of their women as much as the business of deriving milk from the ngombe.
Btw I truly believe that ‘natives’ in the loosest sense of that word are exploited by National Geographic when they are shown in their b-day suit.
And you can’t argue that they live that way anyway. It is a mute point unless the documentary is only to be viewed by the natives.
I don’t see why jungu’s would want to elevate their bodies and blur their privates in movies, documentaries…etc, but irresponsibly parade ‘natives’ nudity for anyone to see.
Eh...so how often is this procedure performed on the cows? What if he has like 20 cows? I don't even want to think about it. The wives must be very satisfied in that case, ama? Kwa vile hana excuses for dodging "diving duties."
3N: hmmm... I dunno about the business vs pleasure manenos. I wonder who was the originator of that practice ...
Archer: I guess as often as the fluctuations in milk producshizzle, but all i know is that if they nini their mamas with even 1/2 that excitement,Dinka women must be the happiest on earth ...
I'm actually rendered speechless!!
How am I number 8...
@Gathara lol...ati RVF
@Mwangi hey my man, unawatch porn ya ngombe na mtu...hehee. I never understand y documentaries made in Africa potray negativity, stupidity, immorality, naivety and fokojembelality.
Going down is the best thing u cn do 2 a mama...and use ur tongue well. I cant gv u an oral till u go down south.
@Unyc
U r da craviest gal alive!! Ati porn ya Ngomb'e..LOL
@Mwangi
Unaona hii discussion ya Ngombe penye imeenda sasa..Ati ma downtown na south!! LOL!
Bt seriously that happens, I mean goin down on a cow?? I'd Love 2 see that!!
@ Princess: Dunia ina mambo nakwambia
@ Unyc: mi nilikuwa nadhani ati nawatch an honest documentary, walahi...am sure down south ni kuzuri, eh?
@Klara: ati you'd love 2 see that, ai, ain't that kinda crazy :)
@Klara Craviest? craziest? lol...
@Mwangi wacha u knew what u were watching. How u saw that karusha remote chini ya kiti ndio uwatch kwa makini...hehee
Hmmmmmmmm.......
Is it really going downtown...the Dinka are technically "stimulating" the boobies of the cow...it's not like they are really going "downtown"...right????
@ Klara: hapana, kwanza hata nilifunga macho ...
@ Paula: stop being cheeky ...
@ anonymous: I mean DOWNTOWN,in its truest sense.
ahhh...i guess.
@Mwangi
Aish! The way u r puttin it!! ata sitaki kuona tena! Bt ar u sure ulikuwa umefunga macho,ama ile ya watoi moja open na ingine closed!! LOL
Bt da whole thing is yurkish!
@Anonymous
ati stimulatin???LOL
@Craziest!! Kwenda huko!LOL
Ai man!!! ng'ombe??!!!
Dont wanna think about it... Yuck!!
But like Unyc.. if you aint going down... I aint going down too... Also depends on how good you are down.. if you aint.. then you goin down but i aint goin down...
@ klara.. wanna see it?? OMG!! Even the thought of it is crazy..
Sue
@ Sue: Dat's where u wrong - u go first, and den me next, no??
@ Klara: Bado hata sijaweza kusosi after hiyo saga ...depressing ...
**Smh**
I will say a prayer chap! chap!
@ Movie Buff: Amen to that ...
...or burn while thinking them, coz i can hardly stand the heat of my imagination now! is that 4 real? cool.
That is sam crazy shytt! Ati pushups..My guy, Certified loony toon!! Umeniburstisha...
Gathara:RVF nakwambia...wao ujifunga na juala ya black...Ma-viros zinaona darkness!
@ Crys & Bants: Things are thick, that's all I can say ...
Milk must be worth a helluva lot for those Dinka guys.
Going downtown depends on the scenery too.
uuuuuiiiii
thats all ....I can say
@ Kirima: ummmhh, expound ... lol
@ farm gal: kuna noma saaana !
jameni...Asi...I bet those are the happiest cows in the world. Ama niaje?
they lick their cows like that and i am sure that if you tell them to lick their women they will look at you like crazy. To answer your swali nambari mbili - if you want head, give someone attention down south: its called do me i do you.
swali nambari tatu - you will not burn in hell coz of ur thoughts but coz of your actions (refusing to go down south) ;-)
@ glo: i really don't know if they do, maybe they feel violated [horror]
@ chatterly: prolly true, coz they do it 2 get more milk from teh ng'ombes. # 2: no qualms no queries, bring it on ... # 3: r u sure about the thoughts part??
Watcha I jibu the 3 questions
1.I hope so if they want to stimulate more than Milk, 2.No, 3.No you shall not Burn, but if you derived some enjoyment from those thoughts that is another matter!!
Is there a website...just curious.
@Mwangi
Ope u started eatin again!!Otherwise uta starve! LOL
# 3: r u sure about the thoughts part??
to say the truth i was just guessing, but me and unyc would like to find out :-)
mwangi tebu go to this link and red http://www.network54.com/Forum/204096/thread/1173282286/last-1173300779/YOU+WANT+THIS+FOR+BREAKFAST- honetly hii stori imekataa kutoka kwa kichwa. eww eww eww
@ Klara: niko strong sasa
@ Chatterly: :) fair enuff :)
@ farmgal: wewe ... i think a disclaimer was in order, nilifungua link jobo,haiya ...
disclaimer...you will be shocked...
Is it too late?
farm gal: indeed i was horrified!! I have never closed a window that fast :) But I managed to read the storo, I thought ni mchezo but from the comments, it seems true. Dats absolutely horrific - but those manenos of what they eat, aish, enuff to make me fast a week ...
Ok, that is mad funny! I can just see the conversation going -
A: My cows haven't been producing enough milk
B: Have you been going down on them?
A: Man i've been at it all week. I can't taste bananas now.
B: Get 'C' to do it for you, he's a worker for sure.
A: Yes, he has 12 cows, he should be pretty good at it.
The post was a shocker but I think Magaidi is worse. Ati "I can't taste bananas...has 12 cows and should be good at it". Ha.
I found myself thinking about it (the post) last night...still can't amini. Umeanza kusosi?
Thanks for visiting Gleam.
they i do think those guys just know where to get what sells..i get a feeling we are being exploited...every documentary ...i mean the real true ones are from Africa....
@ magaidi: that's just wicked !
@ Komi: niliweka disclaimer :)
@ Eddie : I dunno about that, there's video evidence ...
Oh my god, poor cows. "maybe they feel violated" LOL!
I don't think you will burn for your thoughts, but please, let us know next thoughts!
without words. Now, how can I work after that? :)
Roberta
gish: u r digging that, eh?
roberta: don't think about it too hard - u'll bruise your thoughts ...
Mwangi dear, unleash another hot post bana? Nikii...
Unyc ...
Pole sana, I will soon fulfill your wish. Nimekuwa busy kidogo ...
ok, like what the heck????
sounds almost unbelievable but the source being the national geographic channel.....we can't put anything past them....
Rusha Post Ingine bana!!!
The one thing I can take away from this is that jungus cannot say they taught us how to go down coz as you can see we had it in us long before. In fact it also neglects jamaas excuses for not going down ala.."it's unafrican", c'min guys our own pple seem to be very adept at it lol!!!
actually menat to say "negates"
Ate ke! aki ya mungu this world is full of crazy people. i bet their women are a satisfied bunch if not hoa wasee then hushow hizo n'gombe mavitu. but lakini enyewe for real the west now has to back down, and how does NGEO find this people. God have mercy!
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