Chelsea: Kubaff ! - Man U: Shupavu !
Chelseaaaaa: Kubaff ...
Uniteeeeeed: Shupavu ...
Mvinyo – tutakunyua leo jioni ... tena Stamford Bridge
Mdinyo – tutafanyia leo jioni ... tena Stamford Bridge
Mourihno – tutamkunia leo jioni – tena Stamford Bridge
Mdinyo – tutafanyia leo jioni ... tena Stamford Bridge
Mourihno – tutamkunia leo jioni – tena Stamford Bridge
Chelsea ... kubaff ...
United ... shupavu ...
United ... shupavu ...
United ni mazimwi
Chelsea zimweni
United: mabingwa - ni upele
Chelsea: wajinga - washweni
Tumewatinga kama Pele
Mchezo wetu ni Samba*
Uwezo wetu tumesambaza
Chelsea zimweni
United: mabingwa - ni upele
Chelsea: wajinga - washweni
Tumewatinga kama Pele
Mchezo wetu ni Samba*
Uwezo wetu tumesambaza
Chelsea ... kubaff ...
United ... shupavu ...
Mnaboo ... oneni wenu utundu
Miboo ... nyonyeni yetu ... mzibwe mikundu ...
Mourihno ... mtukutu ...
Ferguson ... mtukufu ...
Miboo ... nyonyeni yetu ... mzibwe mikundu ...
Mourihno ... mtukutu ...
Ferguson ... mtukufu ...
Chelsea ... kubaff ... nyang'au
United ... shupavu ... angalau
Arsenal:
Wenu mashabiki
Wetu marafiki
Nyie sasa wanafiki
Mie siasa sifiki
Muhula huu visiki
Ndiyo yenu riziki
Nendeni likizo!
Liverpoool
"howdy mate"
Sitopoteza mengi mate
Ila tu kuwaonya ...
Bila tu mtaona ...
Mtavunjwa mvunjike ... na Milan
Mtabinjwa mbinjike ... na Milan
Huu wangu unabii
Bidii fanyeni mtii
Go Milaaan!!
Labels: Chelsea diss, Kiswahili Kitukuzwe, United Praise
posted by jm at 12:12 PM
20 Comments:
LOL...couldn't have put it better myself.
GOOOO MAN U GOOOO!!!
where were all these ManUseless fans the last 3 years??
We will still win the FA Cup plus we are consoled by the beating that ManU got in Champions
Next year, Chelsea wins all 3.
@ mocha: "aye" ... let's toast to good life at the top
@3n: hahaha ... ad infinitum ...
"here were all these ManUseless fans the last 3 years??"
CHECK YOUR TENSES. I PREFER THE PRESENT TENSE.
"We are consoled by the beating that ManU got in Champions"
OF WHAT USE IS IT TO SAIL IN THE SAME BOAT IF THE DESTINATION IS THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA, huh?
Mwangi wewe ni ngamia kabisa! You've got a habit of speaking too soon, only for you to have to chew your words. The game ended in a draw! Meaning that my boys have maintained the sanctity of The Bridge and extends our unbeaten run to over what, 85 matches?
But as for what you've said about the Gooners and Leave-'er-fool, there I agree entirely!!
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LOL...let the United fans celebrate. Mwangi, You have been tagged. You have to post seven things that people don't know about you and then tag seven people to do the same.
You have finally warmed up to Milan. That's good. We'll show those Liverpool fellows how we roll. Unakamu block party? Holla at me via my cell.
-eric
@ Archer: ati 85 games?? Endelea na hizo ndoto!! What sanctity? I'd already put 30 quid on our C-team drawing 0-0 in this game ...
@ supaflyshi: ati what!! I take that as a compliment!! Am working on the things ... :)
@ Eric: Man am sooo undecided about block party!! Wacha nikucall ...
MMmmmmm ok sawa tu!
Aie
Siyo kwa ubaya but wat happened at the San Siro??
LOL
Congrats though...
Let's all sing together now:
"we won it five times, we won it fiveeeeee tiiiiiiiiiimeeeeeeeees in Istanbul, we won it five times.
We'll bring it back home, we'll bring it back hoooooooooooooome, in Ancient Greece, we'll bring it back home."
The Rafaloution year 3 - walk on!
LOL!
Jana match was interestin!!
Go!! Man U! Go!
I now see the repercussions of being beaten by Milan... Anyhow, jana mlijaribu, kunyorosha Chelsea vile bana... Kwanza ni team yenu ya watoi.. Eh!! All the same, tunawangoja next season.. Arsenal wins all of em
@ farmgal: yes, ni sawa that's how we do!!
@ milo: san siro ni kichinjio ...
@ mental: walk alone, walk alone ...
@ dk: Fergie's fledgelings ... are great ... mambo ya arsenal staki kusikia ... si u see i wekad them as a footnote?
That Shairi, siongezi kitu!!
Man U have the biggest trophy cabinet and we still have more space.
Thanks man...boredom will make you do things.
Eh, kwelikweli kuna chuki hapo. Good job Mwangi.
Na msisahau the double is still on.
@ Mentalacrobatics: "Steven Gerrard Gerrard, he kisses the badge on his chest, then hands in a trasfer request, Gerrard Gerrard"
@ kirima: "a buckling" trophy cabinet ... and there will be mooore coming!!
@ sleek rick: no doubt!!
@ sitati k: inaitwa kuwakilisha!!
Sitati_K, clearly you are in need of an education
What you meant to say was:
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard
He scores goals from 40 yards
He's big and he's f****** hard
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard S
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard
He can pass the ball 40 yards
He's better than Giggs and Lampard
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard
and wewe ebu show the required respect for a living legend, he is
Steve Gerrard, MBE to you! If he was Kenya, he would be a EGH!
@ Mental .... that is blasphemy "better than Giggs" ... the embers of hell await your soul ...
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