Wardrobe Malfunctions
Shetani Ashindwe!!
What have I done to deserve this?
Why do I have to be on the receiving end of the weirdest wardrobe malfunctions??
I love boxers. I love boxers without buttons. When I go for a number 1, chap chap, unzip the trao, junior falls out and we go to work on the second best feeling ever … you get the picture? I got a rude shock today. I had been stuffing myself with coffee at work, tingling my nerves and basically wasting a whooole lotsa company time. Then my bladder had enuff. I kimbiad for the usual routine only to discover the unimaginable. Junior would not come out. I could feel him beneath the boxers, yes but could not see him. By this time, I WAS SOOO PRESSED and desperate. I groped and groped, looking for a non-existent button, all the while praying nobody walked in on me, but to no avail. I rushed into the # 2 station where I came to a sad realization … I wore my boxers backwards-forward this morning!! There really is something wrong with my head.
posted by jm at 12:47 PM
24 Comments:
As with the first shoe incident, I will say a prayer and hope you do not suffer from a relatively common disease Permanent Coordination Disorder.
The disease counts President Bush among its victims.
btw can you imagine how sad it would have been if instead of the urinal, a chile was waiting with a mouth wide open?
Thank God that wasn’t the case!
EEEWWW
and
LMAO
at the same time
ROFLMBAO!!!! Too funny!!
@ 3N Iew!!
@ Mwangi.. Please go for a check up.. I think Vodo is doing damae to you.. Ama just get yourself some gran ma pants,, those'll save you a long way I tell you!!
@ 3N: Thank God it wasn't the latter sitution but I Junior's acceleration would lacerate an opening ... gotsa get me some ...
@ Movie buff: Wapi hurum aaki?
@ Princess: Ever messd up like that? hmmm ....
@ dk: wacha madharau hayo haki :) btw how come I cannot link 2 ur blog? You need 2 fix that ...
Pole on the underwear malfunction, Perhaps you may consider going Comando next time? Think about it Free space hehehe!
I'm afraid that next time you might forget to wear the boxers alltogether.
And what happened to "mui grande?"
Alalalalala,
@3N: LOOOL
but can you imagine if it really was not there at all?
@ kirima: eeeew ...
@ bomseh: not likely, but you just never know ... "muy grande" was too confusing 2 some ...
@ nunu na nusu: aish, wacha ku-stretch imagination hivyo ...
TIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI!!!
yani "mui grande" was chucked?
wrong side worn undies..lool stop drinking!!
@ Betty: hapana, sii kunywa ... ni kurauka nimechelewa :)
3N you've spoilt my reverie of doing that to Mwangi.
LMAO...y do i hv such a wild imaginative mind...hehee
Join MK's ngothalessclub. That will def save u next tyme.
So yaani you had the buttons allowing "access" to the wrong area?
Either stop drinking coffee or stop wearing boxers :-) i prefer the latter..makes work easier LOL!!!
@ anon: don let nething spoil that!!
@ unyc: let the imagination run loose... s'times its good
@ archer: enhe ...wrong side ...
@ chatterly: hmmm ... let's start with the coffee :)
I can only imagine.
Ati boxers wrong way? Kwani you didn't feel something was wrong as you were putting them on?
@ komi: and ? :)
@ egm: hence the "something wrong with my head"
The dance, the whistling. I do not wear boxers :) but I know the strain of a second's delay.
@ Komi: Now that's HILARIOUS -the mental pictures!!
Am still tryin 2 Imagine that Scene! If Only walls could talk! LOL
Pole lakini..Hope it wont be happennin again..
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