My Sevens ...
- I nyonyad mpaka nursery school. I suspect that is where my obsession with boobs emanated… there is nothing I enjoy like going to sleep with a nice, round boob tucked in my mouth …
- Sometimes my ego gets soo big … if it was a man and you found him in bed with your wifey/mama, instead of beefing, you’d just cover me nicely and sing me a soft lullaby …
- I have REAL metal in my left foot – 2 screws and a plate – thanks to a crunching soccer tackle a few years ago. On the positive side, this helps me get automatically attracted to mamaz … who I consider magnets …
- I THINK I like older mamas …
- I have preached on several occasions – when I was in high school …
- I have experienced sleep paralysis - I think I met the devil while I was @ it … and I was not afraid …
- “Strong to Serve”
I tag:
chatterly, farmgal, komi, betty, unyc, princess, prettylyf
posted by jm at 12:28 AM
32 Comments:
Am 1st? he he he he
Anyways:
@no 1: LOOOOOL
Haiya
Wewe pia you vaad a lime-green kaptula and operated a dark-lime green sweater with white shirt?
Enduring the cold morning winds of the environs of mai-i-hii???
Nursery sch dude aaaaiii hapana! yenyewe there's something about boobs..... kwanza those Double D... < drooling>
@Milo, haukujua? Looks like those of us that endured 4 years there are quite a number on here!
#3 I had real metal in my arm for close to 6 years (after the second of #2 happened). Which was also a result of a football tackle gone bad, where both me and the tacklee landed right on my wrist. The doctor gave me that 5 inch plate and the 5 screws that held it in place as a memento.
@Milo: Haiya! Kumbe you're one of us as well?
@Mwangi: I'm trying to picture you running home after half day at nursery school, mad excitement!
@ Archer, egm, milo: I read milo's stuff and made him a prime suspect ... he had to be one of us, inakaa tuko wengi ...
@ half'n'half: yea ... admit it even you ..
@ inexes: mmmm ... mmm ...mmmm ...
@egm: pole sana, i assume uko timamu sasa ?
@ Archer: man, milk in lieu of fish ... how about that for brain fuel? lol...
I dont what to say about you nyonyaing mpaka nursery....somehow I dnt believe that..
but in all lol!
Ur excuse for likin of boobs is just out of this world. Mpaka nursery...lol.
U hv mabati kwa mguu...haiya!
Whoever started this tagging should hv given a certain number like 2o things about u....zako ni kidogo sana. we need more.
Niko timamu! That happened waaaaay back in the day when I was a raboli (probably as you were rushing home to do your regular nyonyaing! :)). Plate was tolewad in '97.
@ farmgal: then why are my teeth soo white?
@ unyc: I'll do a bonus seven ... just for you :)
@ egm: ati when i was doing my nyonyaing? Okay, hapo u have caned me ... siwezi ongea!!
milk =tooth whitener?
No 1. You are not alone but mpaka nursery school kweli you had to be dragged away.
No.4 - you THINK come on! either unapenda au haupendi, admit it you have a thing for the Wambui's
@ movie buff: nikii?
@ farmgal: duh? :)
@ kirima: I THINK. I always seem to "get along" better with 'em ... but I never ever close a door on myself ...
How does this nursery school nyonyaing work? Your mom would come during break ama you would rush home for lunch?
I am with movie buff, you need prayers, a lot of them.
kunyonya mpaka nursery? big boy rushes home from school and shouts "mama jitayarishe"???? kweli wewe una mambo LOLLLL!!!
wth! I'd written such a long response and now it's gone...tsk. Mhmmm, wacha I see if I can remember half of it:
On number 1 - you are those brats who'd walk to your mum in the middle of a chamaa meeting and yap, "Muuuuum. Mamiiiiiii. Mum, nataka nyonyo". LOL!
Na kwanza, the falling asleep, is it after or DURING? Hehehehehe....
aah bro that was hilarious..ati falling asleep with a ka-boob in your mouth?lol
Kirima lool ati they're called wambuis ??as in ,boobs=wambui??? LMAO
This space of yours mwangi needs keshaing for!!ugonjwa yako unashikisha watu.
wow, what a blog and the comments that came with it- I am still on the floor.Laughing is not supposed to hurt this much. Nice one
@ 3N: kila jioni ... kabla kulala ...
@ Chatterly: i actually wasn't as big as you'd think :)
@ Ichiena: naturally ... baada ya kazi burudika ni wakati wa maziwa ...
@ betty: hehe ... thx... chunga i don make u sick ...
@ 3Tc: I am glad you like my blog. Thank you ... i do it 4 y'all ... btw... karibu to blogging ... hope u r here 2 stay!!
LOL!
Mbaka nursery?? LOL!
LOL maa you're funny we should def hook up at the local (kamau's)?muhahaha
I feel you on nyonyaing till nursery. me too. what other food had attractive vyombos?
Interesting and very funny. I only nyonyaad for a few months before my younger bro checked in and spoilt the fun. Now I know where the sin and burning thoughts come from...what happened to the preaching? Would you do it now?
@ Klara: mami's boy me ...
@ prettylyf: ya we should ...
@ bomseh: hehe, had not thought of it like that ... but yeah, makes sense in hindsight ...
@ komi: wewe :) "ati sin and burning thoughts" ... hehe that was sooo cheeky ... but am glad the memory lingers ..eh ...lol
would i preach again?
hmmm ... yes and no ... lemme write up a concise explanation...
What does the metal in your foot feel like? Does it change with the weather?
what is the fantasy of older women? I don't get it.
@ gal next door: it's been a couple of years now ... i do not notice it anymore ... save for the scar
@ phassie: it's not a fantasy ...
Bout the metal plate, for me initially I never felt any difference. Even the extreme temperature swings from very cold to very hot didn't do anything to it. But just before it was removed, I had started feeling unease around my wrist. Not pain, just unease. I knew it was time to get it out, since I didn't want that unease to grow into pain! Will yours ever be removed?
egm: daktari alisema ati mpaka nidedi!!
OMG..you are frickin' hilarious!!!My younger bro seems to like older women as well so that does not shock me as much as it would have in the past.
No. 7. As in the other side of Walk in the Light?
@ princess: i think i'll cook up @ post on this ...
@ r: yes, precisely ... unaruka tu ka-fence unafika :)
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