Calling ALL Sharpshooters!!
Yaani, I got off the bus to a smile from the UGLIEST face I have ever seen. I mean, when this idiot goes to hell (bcoz he is ...) shetani atamwona aokoke!! Contrary to popular opinion, I am a rather confident fellow. If you gaze at me, best believe you'll drop your gaze first ...
But this damn fool almost knocked the stuffings out of me. The unwritten code of human interactions is that when someone (even a stranger) smiles at you, it generally denotes a "lack of beef with me." But some people are ANIMALS ...
UGLY FACE smiles @ me and before I move past him, he says out loud to me:
"Hey Babe!!"
I freeze in my tracks, look at the muthafucka. Shait, he's too damn big. I shake my head and sullenly trot home ...
Archer!! Lend me a few mishales I go ancestral on AN IDIOOOOT !!
posted by jm at 2:38 PM
22 Comments:
is mwangi the first kbw'er with an official gay stalker?
LOL
Hahahaha!!! Hehehehe!!! Yaani you go through the craziest things!
As for dropping gaze, I kumbuka one time I had a stare down with a mama, hadi we both agreed to just call it a draw.
You need prayers and self defence tactics.
The dude must have looked at you and thought "dinner is here" LOLLL!!!!
ROTFLMBAO x 100 squared!
Mwas, ngoja kwanza nicheke!
ha haaaa, pole sana broda.
@ 3n: it best have been a 1-off!!
@ egm: i'll think twice about that gaze thingy ...
@ bomseh: hiyaa ... hiiiyaaa !!
@ chatterly: dinner gani? acha zako weee !!
@ archer: kisha mishale unipe!!
@ kenyanomics: errr, bado sijapoa
@ betty: thx. angalau s'one is looking out 4 me
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nimecheka nikachekeka...lakini i understand why he did it ;-) you're definitley NO babe though! lol
Your life is interesting! I'm not laughing at you though!
Hey babe.....LMAO....
Ungemshow 'Hey Shortie...'
@ pretty: :)
@ archer: asante bro.
@ MB: unapenda kunichekelea sana
@ gal africana: hmmm ...
@ farmgal: errr ... expound ...
@ unyc: eish, i don't roll like dat!!
Hahahaha!!
Hehehehe!
Hihihihi!
Hohohoho!
Pole lakini Mwangi!
Pole although this cracked me up!!!
EISH DUDE! i can unless one furiously furious set of viciously vicious blows (with matusi to high heaven)...hata kama ni nani...
lakini...hahahahahahaha...grow a really big nasty beard...LOL!
ha ha ha ha! You must be very pissed off or desparate for you to need to recruit a gunner!!
woi babe, I have been trying to comment the whole day but I was laughing all the time. LOL!
@ klara: show me kidogo love aki?
@ princess: ok, that's almost an oxymoron ...
@ modo: naa, would much rather stay fly ... hihii ...
@ kirima: imagine that!!
@ komi: i get ZERO huruma from you?
Lol!!Pole lakini! It must really suck!!
Wrong...you get 100% huruma from me.
I was laughing at the thought of the expression you must have worn at the time.
Replay the whole scenario in slow motion and you MIGHT see what I mean....
u must have been wearing the blouse-akafikiri u go that way...
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