Wednesday, May 30, 2007

The Evolution of African Diabz (2)

Given: Species evolve

Given: The species that are best adapted to their environment survive …

Given: The species that survive pass on their desirable traits to subsequent generations

Unclear: Why Do African Mamaz Have Bigger Diabz?

FALSE THEORY:


Big hips to accommodate child birth. Errr, kwani chim-chongs don’t give birth? Have you seen how small some of them are?

POSSIBLE EXPLANATION:

The main reason African mamaz have bigger diabz is very simple really …

“We Had No Chairs”

In the harsh terrain, one either looked for the smoothest stone (not always easy coz of wild animals) or was endowed with a survival mechanism … This latter trait was more expedient in the long run.

Over thousands of years, this trait was passed on … hence the diabzful African woman today who I must add:

is a species tofauti from wale wengine !!


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26 Comments:

Blogger Kabinti said...

lmao...seriously take your medication :)

10:27 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Many scientists will be very pissed off about you re-writting the laws of Natural selection. But I will allow you benefit of doubt but requiring you to prove your theory through proven scientific method. But nevertheless a very good laugh :-)

10:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about the rest of the world before chairs? How come they didn't evolve like Africans. If anything, they lived in colder regions and thus would need extra padding against the cold of said rocks and in general.

10:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL!!!

11:03 AM  
Blogger 3N said...

LMAO

Have you guys thought if African women have evolved with big diabz because they know that African men like women with ample behinds? Just a thought…

11:13 AM  
Blogger Spidey/Tato said...

LOL squared ati adaptation to lack of chairs
yaani u have takken Darwin a step further
matako wewe!

LOL LOL LOL

11:39 AM  
Blogger Klara said...

RONFL! So interesting..Aki u r nuts!!
U have made my jioni!

11:54 AM  
Blogger jm said...

@ Kabinti: why now?

@ Kirima: Is there really a need for such rigour?

@ Kipepeo: hehee!! Watch this space, I have an explanation juss 4 u :)

@ Mocha: :)

@ 3N: hmmm ... unlikely ... sexual selection, hehe ...

@ tato: hehe, ave inferred from his work ...

12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

your pic-are you wearing a blouse?

12:02 PM  
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12:02 PM  
Blogger Quintessence said...

ROFLMBAO...I wonder what your theory would be for other body parts!

12:13 PM  
Blogger Archer said...

Brother Mwas, I'm sure Darwin must be laughing in his grave! Natural selection whuuot? Scientific proof required though.

Yes you need to tell us if that is a blouse. Where is the collar?

12:15 PM  
Blogger Unyc said...

Ati no chairs...lmao

Thats some theory. U shld write a book and trust me itakuwa bestseller. I will be ur co-author....

12:16 PM  
Blogger Three types of Crazy said...

LOL, are you nomo kwa kweli?

1:32 PM  
Blogger jm said...

@ kipepeo ... as promised:

"Adaptive radiation is "evolutionary divergence of members of a single phyletic line into a series of rather different niches or adaptive zones" (Mayer). It is considered to be a rapid process, where adaptation into many lineages from a recent common ancestor takes place almost simultaneously.Adaptive radiation occurs with some combination of new adaptations of an organism combined with the environment that is available.


:)

1:34 PM  
Blogger Komi said...

“We Had No Chairs”??? lol, this has made my evening.

1:38 PM  
Blogger Princess said...

You are obsessed with our booties..not that there is anything wrong with it..QLM!!

10:58 PM  
Blogger Girl next door said...

I hadn't thought about it that way before!

1:21 AM  
Blogger BrokenStreetLight said...

hey,dude, now this is two types of crazy.matako mbili...he he...yu probley cud explain to us how being ngothaless does affect or dis-affect the growth of mjolobo in men :))

1:53 AM  
Blogger Chatterly said...

effects of stopping drinking alcohol abruptly :-D

4:43 AM  
Blogger jm said...

@ 3-Types: ee, niko nomo ...

@ komi: hihihi!!

@ princess: bout damn time y'all took notice ... see what lengths i had to go to to hint ... :)

@ gal next door: see, we learn kila siku!!

@ boyflani: hehe, since you asked ... that relationship is captured in the followig formula:

F = G* m1*m2 / d^2

I can explain if need be ... :)

@ chatterly: hehe... would you know , hehe ...

7:57 AM  
Blogger CiikuMrsBabes said...

There is seriously something wrong with you.

I have decided that you need a hobby

8:46 PM  
Blogger Unyc said...

F = G* m1*m2 / d^2

Pliz explain...lol

5:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hilarious,lakini so how comes jamaas dnt have big boodies too?kwani wanawake tu ndio walikosa viti??

mwas ati thats a flowery blouse?

3:30 PM  
Blogger jm said...

@ movie buff: my hobby is blogging!!

@ unyc: kando sweetie, kando ... hehee ... :)

@ betty: i shall not comment on that

11:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol!! No Chairs!!True, though I think the big booty has more to do with the food situation in this side of the world as opposed to having no chairs.The booty is a food reserve in form of fat. Acts more that camels hump.

2:24 AM  

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