The Evolution of African Diabz (2)
Given: Species evolve
Given: The species that are best adapted to their environment survive …
Given: The species that survive pass on their desirable traits to subsequent generations
Unclear: Why Do African Mamaz Have Bigger Diabz?
FALSE THEORY:
Big hips to accommodate child birth. Errr, kwani chim-chongs don’t give birth? Have you seen how small some of them are?
POSSIBLE EXPLANATION:
The main reason African mamaz have bigger diabz is very simple really …
“We Had No Chairs”
In the harsh terrain, one either looked for the smoothest stone (not always easy coz of wild animals) or was endowed with a survival mechanism … This latter trait was more expedient in the long run.
Over thousands of years, this trait was passed on … hence the diabzful African woman today who I must add:
is a species tofauti from wale wengine !!
posted by jm at 9:20 AM
26 Comments:
lmao...seriously take your medication :)
Many scientists will be very pissed off about you re-writting the laws of Natural selection. But I will allow you benefit of doubt but requiring you to prove your theory through proven scientific method. But nevertheless a very good laugh :-)
What about the rest of the world before chairs? How come they didn't evolve like Africans. If anything, they lived in colder regions and thus would need extra padding against the cold of said rocks and in general.
LOL!!!
LMAO
Have you guys thought if African women have evolved with big diabz because they know that African men like women with ample behinds? Just a thought…
LOL squared ati adaptation to lack of chairs
yaani u have takken Darwin a step further
matako wewe!
LOL LOL LOL
RONFL! So interesting..Aki u r nuts!!
U have made my jioni!
@ Kabinti: why now?
@ Kirima: Is there really a need for such rigour?
@ Kipepeo: hehee!! Watch this space, I have an explanation juss 4 u :)
@ Mocha: :)
@ 3N: hmmm ... unlikely ... sexual selection, hehe ...
@ tato: hehe, ave inferred from his work ...
your pic-are you wearing a blouse?
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ROFLMBAO...I wonder what your theory would be for other body parts!
Brother Mwas, I'm sure Darwin must be laughing in his grave! Natural selection whuuot? Scientific proof required though.
Yes you need to tell us if that is a blouse. Where is the collar?
Ati no chairs...lmao
Thats some theory. U shld write a book and trust me itakuwa bestseller. I will be ur co-author....
LOL, are you nomo kwa kweli?
@ kipepeo ... as promised:
"Adaptive radiation is "evolutionary divergence of members of a single phyletic line into a series of rather different niches or adaptive zones" (Mayer). It is considered to be a rapid process, where adaptation into many lineages from a recent common ancestor takes place almost simultaneously.Adaptive radiation occurs with some combination of new adaptations of an organism combined with the environment that is available.
:)
“We Had No Chairs”??? lol, this has made my evening.
You are obsessed with our booties..not that there is anything wrong with it..QLM!!
I hadn't thought about it that way before!
hey,dude, now this is two types of crazy.matako mbili...he he...yu probley cud explain to us how being ngothaless does affect or dis-affect the growth of mjolobo in men :))
effects of stopping drinking alcohol abruptly :-D
@ 3-Types: ee, niko nomo ...
@ komi: hihihi!!
@ princess: bout damn time y'all took notice ... see what lengths i had to go to to hint ... :)
@ gal next door: see, we learn kila siku!!
@ boyflani: hehe, since you asked ... that relationship is captured in the followig formula:
F = G* m1*m2 / d^2
I can explain if need be ... :)
@ chatterly: hehe... would you know , hehe ...
There is seriously something wrong with you.
I have decided that you need a hobby
F = G* m1*m2 / d^2
Pliz explain...lol
hilarious,lakini so how comes jamaas dnt have big boodies too?kwani wanawake tu ndio walikosa viti??
mwas ati thats a flowery blouse?
@ movie buff: my hobby is blogging!!
@ unyc: kando sweetie, kando ... hehee ... :)
@ betty: i shall not comment on that
Lol!! No Chairs!!True, though I think the big booty has more to do with the food situation in this side of the world as opposed to having no chairs.The booty is a food reserve in form of fat. Acts more that camels hump.
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