The Purrfect Kiss ...
I just came from my friend's graduation party. It is Sunday 12:15 AM. I have not slept a wink since Friday night. I am quite maji ...
It is high time I posted maji ... always wondered what it would be like... not anymore ...
When you are on the bilaz train, you tend to have the most passionate moments ... in your mind. Like now, I was fantasizing about a kiss ... a perfect kiss. I can probably sacrifice a tongue right now to have a kick ass kiss ... hmmm ... sorta like unyc selling her car to get gas money ...
So I looked in the mirror and said to myself:
"Is it possible to have that perfect, kick-ass kiss?"
My self performance appraisal hints at the following:
- The lips look kissable ... enabling a perfect kiss ...
- But the nose is too big ... ruining the perfect kiss ...
- So maybe I'll breathe too heavily on the "kissee" ... preventing the perfect kiss ...
Somebody* kiss me ...
* gal. gal. gal
posted by jm at 11:46 PM
26 Comments:
Somebody please kiss Mwangi!
Mwah!
Sssuallliiii, can somebody kiss the brother yawa! Hiyo ya Half n Half haijatosa!
2 halfs - make it more 'wet' - ongeza mate!
(*licking lips*)
MMMMMWAH!
;-* there u go!
And yo lips look finger licking good.....u shd have that purrfect kiss anytime now!
licking lips, tilting head...*mmmmmpppphhwwwwwwaaaaaahhh*
hiyo yangu imlepita ya half !!(pat on the back)
Betty nitakushtaki kwa Bomseh!
@kirima - i could kiss him, with tongue and all :-)
Mwangi hangover mpaka wa leo?
Those lips r kissable...dammnnn!!!
U hv enuf munjus already...lol. Mine is just a peck kwa cheek.:)
YUCK! mnaekaa mate mob...who'ss got TP ya serviette
archer- weeeeh ish, i kissed him hapo kwa cheeks (sio bro?)!! and besides,my Bomseh doesn't skiza mucene!!
@ Kirima: thx 4 looking out ...
@ h&h: mmm ...
@ archer: waambie ...
@ inexes: yes, tell them, the wetter the better ...
@ cheri: for the kiss ... and 4 stopping by ...
@ betty: mmm ... mmm ... me likin'
@ archer: obviosuly i missed that 411, update a brotha lol ...
@ chatterly: nipe nikupe ... lol ... am much better ...
@ modo: mate mbaya ni ya nyoka ...
@ betty: ati now u r taking it back? no way am buying that ... just unleash the kiss, bomseh ameshaa-approve, sio bomseh :)
unyc: wee kaa lips ni tamu hivyo unafanya nini kwa cheeks? lol ... thx ...
Mwah!
WAAA.....kweli those tulips are yummy.
Ebu pokea yangu haraka upesi!
MMMWWAAAHHHH!
youve made my evening. kweli!lakini si like 5 chics have volunteered...im sure the kiss quota has been filled, so i'll just patia you a...a pat on the back!;)
someone is in dire need of a bila's train break! lol...and seeing I am oh so late...you have had more than enough kisses. so i shall do like mama shady and give you a nice pat on the back.
@ Komi: asante ... i think i rather liked it ...
@ mocha: yeeees, ave pokead, kwanza hiyo podcast yako ilikuwa ya maana saana!!
@ mama shady + kipepeo: now, that is a really dangerous precedent y'all are starting up in here, niliomba busu ...
LOL! by the time I got here you'd got a whole lotta kisses, I hope they've been perfect. and if not..u know what to do!!
-scotchbiscuits
Pole bro for your yearning of a good kiss but pole can't help in that dept ..mine is flying somewhere in Europe or is it Ohio..mmmhh but with all those kiss mmmmmmmhhhmwah!!! you don't need mine...*wink* double, *wink*
Are u serious?? Haiya!
Lemmi save mine for Dec!;)
@ scotchbiscuits: urs might be the best yet ... I need a large sample size.
n>25 loool ...
@ Irena: Ohio, Europe ... huko ni mbali, work with me here, you might not have a need 2 incur those expenses :)
@ Klara: Now that's some 4ward thinking right there ...
@Mwangi: I do not mind incurring those costs after all the Return on Investment is far much worth it... not that working with you right here ,right now LOL would not be worth but I better not go chasing waterfalls , better stick to the rivers and the lakes I'm used to :-)))))
Er...what? Where have I been? You guy bana u've gotten a ton of kisses. I'm jealous. Shall we share? If I kissed you it'd be wrong so here Mwas (((((((((Mwas)))))))))))
Why is everyone licking their own lips before they kiss you? Ewww now you know where to find a good kiss huh?ha!
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