Dumpling Parabolas ...

eeewwww ... (shauri yako)

Tuliwanga wapi ? (Bants, '07)

Hii risto hata sijui nieleze aje bila kuudhi wasee, specially washee ... na najua mii ni pathetic sana na hii lugha ... munisamehe ...

Tuko na mabeste kwa keja Sato. Grrrhh .. prrrrrr .... shweee .... ni minyooo kuleta nuksi. Wasee wana UBAO. Tumbo zinaimba kwaya na rhythm lakini bila melody. Haya, mpango uchorwe. Tufike joint ingine hapo ya beste anaitwa Kamau, ati tufyeke nyam chom ... lakini place si ni mbali kiasi ...

Ndio sisi tumepitia anaa Jamaican joint on the way, ati ka-snack angalau minyoo ikimye on our 45 minute drive. Haiyaa, ndio mimi nimeitisha nini? Mild beef patty na dumpling mbili ... na kajuo hapo hivo ... kuingia kwa gari, dakika mbili xact nishararua nini - ka-snack ka mine. Haya ... msisahau kuraruka ...

SIjawai manga dumpling tamu hivo. Kumbe utamu ni bacteria zimejaa!! Haiyaa!! Dumpling ni faraja, dump ndio dhiki ... sii mimi ni wahenga ...Kufika tu hivi kwa Kamau, tumbo anzia kijana, wacha nichunwe walahi!! Lakini kuna shida moja ...

Kwa Kamau kuna nini? Choo uno - chafu kuliko toii zingine za citi-kanju NAi. Ushaienda joint yenye hata kuingia bafu kunyora ni shida? Nashangaa, nikichill one more minute ni ivo ... it is definitely raining kaa vile naskia nairobi kumenyesha this weekend.

Desperate times zinaitisha nini - desperate measures. Kuna given moja. Dumpling haziwezi kaa kwa tumbo. So si ilibidi nidecide kaa nataka steady state ya rasa iwe kwa ngotha ama kwa hiyo bafu ... poleni ... hapa ndio tunaingia TMI ... lakini shida yenu, risto iendelee x-rated ...

Ndio mimi nimekaza rasa ni kaa iko na vice. Hakuna kitu ime-attain escape velocity by now. Dumpling bado ziko ndani lakini zinaknock na mikono zote mbee, zii , zinasukuma mlango. I figure I have a max of 30 seconds ku-make executive decision: kwa ngotha au kwa bafu?

Shiiiiiiieeet!! ... hiyo iliwa no-brainer. Lakini siezi ketia hiyo seat. Unaeza toka hapo na rasa kaa tatu ni microorganisms ... eeeewww ... aiyaeee ... bahati zile choo za kijiji zinanijua ... zenye lazima ubebe compass na protractor - si kupima angle yenye utaposition rasa shonde isihate shimo ... choo yetu huko shagz huniambia "Welcome Back Mwangi" hata nikipotea miaka kaa tatu ... halafu inaniwai front page ya the latest STANDARD gazeti ... na si ati nisome ...

Lakini tuko kwa Kamau. Unaweza toa mzeiya kwa kitongoji lakini kitongoji huwezi toa kwa mzeiya. Sindio I borrowed from dem old days. Nilikuwa kwanza nafikiria the best strategy ni kupanda hiyo seat lakini hiyo ukiweka more than 15o pounds si ni hivo ... so obvious hiyo si option ... nilimeditate kiplani hivi hivi, nikaimagine ni shimo ya toii ya shagz, ingawa bwaku kidogo, so obviously angles inabidi adjustment ... mchoro karibu uli-work to perfection, but not quite.

Sitaki kusema mambo mobb juu kuna masuspect wanaeza soma na walikuwa maskan ... hihii, lakini ki-cryptic mdogo mdogo, mii nilicome kugundua principle ya Galileo - yule mItaliani si mwingine. Situation iliwanga hivi baada ya steady state:

"The motion that acts vertically on an object (s) is the force of gravity, and this pulls an object towards the earth at 9.8 meters per second. But while gravity is pulling the object down, the projectile is also moving forward, horizontally at the same time. And this horizontal motion is uniform and constant according to Galileo's principle of inertia."


Nilitoka huko masaaaa!! Kwa bar, leta bia, leta shoto , sahau ile damage umefanya. Saa mi najiambia si GOLF ati lazima kila shimo nawai HOLE-IN-ONE ... Si kupenda kwangu lakini. Ni kuraruka manyu manyu. Shetani ashindwe!! Lakini nimepona sasa.



Addendum:

On second thought - sitaki ku-burn!!