Thursday, June 21, 2007

Lip licker ...

I saw someone on Anderson Cooper last night:
Ha …
Han …
Hanj …
Ha Njeri
Ha Njeri na …
Ha Njeri na Jollity
Angelina Jolie!!
My God!! And she was biting her lips all through the interview!! Even AC was getting derailed, na ni mtu wa mathuthaz (so I hear) ... This chick's strutting the best set of lips ever to grace television!! I need me some jollity lips ...

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34 Comments:

Blogger bantutu said...

ShTubed!! At LAST!!! EAT THAT Y'ALll!

10:17 AM  
Blogger bantutu said...

Your mind is Supreme!! Unleash the Genesis of Hanj...kip? Hihihihihi!!

10:25 AM  
Blogger Chatterly said...

LOLLL that was funny :-)

10:32 AM  
Blogger Archer said...

Very creative, Mwas! Now, let's see the slow ones amongst us...

11:17 AM  
Anonymous inexes said...

@Mishale, wacha matuzi. LOL

11:20 AM  
Blogger 3N said...

Seriously this mama is sexy beyond belief. The looks; the brain; humility; SEXINESS! I swear she can’t be from this planet.

If she ever allowed me to do a humanitarian effort on her, I think i would be finally ready to meet my maker.

11:29 AM  
Blogger Majonzi said...

hhehhehe, so Chris Kirubi is not alone in wanting to spend a night with her. LOL!

11:58 AM  
Blogger Komi said...

Utabootiwa wewe. Nikii kiuru?

12:24 PM  
Blogger Komi said...

I think not (on booting). I have seen the light ha. Very funny.

12:29 PM  
Blogger jm said...

This is a fast ball, a sinker, and a knuckle ball all rolled in one ...

12:34 PM  
Blogger 3N said...

@Majonzi, I didn’t know Chris Kirubi wanted to sleep with her. Truth be told if any man tells you that he wouldn’t want to sleep with her please give them the following instructions:

tuck it in and put your nuts on the left table, pick up a pink shirt and sunglasses and please don’t let the door hit your gay ass!

12:36 PM  
Blogger kenyaonly said...

my mind had already somad HANJAMZ

3:40 PM  
Blogger Kirima said...

AJ definately has the most delectable lips in hollywood why lie.
Those man-sucking lips are legendary just ask Jennifer Aniston whose hubby was sucked right out of her lap. No wonder Brad was tightly locked up with her at Alfajiri villas.

2:20 AM  
Blogger boyflani said...

hmmm...jollie jolliieeeeeeeeeeeee..jollie..thou wity, thou pretty, thou lips..wouldst thou kiss me pretty?

2:24 AM  
Blogger Kirima said...

It seems chicks are not amused! (except Chatterly)

2:27 AM  
Blogger Klara said...

LOL!!
That gal is Lucky!!!!

5:41 AM  
Blogger Chatterly said...

@Kirima-LOLLLLL

7:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leave Jollity (u know) alone...she is mine 2 be...

7:48 AM  
Blogger jm said...

@ Kirima: LMAO seriously !!

@ klara: i see u r not anti-radar!!

@ Chatterly: shhhhh :)

@ anon: after you stop dreaming, show thyself, and please don't spoil the fun ... hehee ... i don bite!!

7:55 AM  
Blogger Kirima said...

Hmmm! the plot thickens Mwangi seems to speak in parables nowadays

9:21 AM  
Anonymous this modo is refusing that vibe! said...

wachaneni na huyu msupuu, aim for the achievable. huku kuna masupuu kaa yeye. look for a mama with her body, another with her lips, her pyerrr...locally. hmm, somehow even that isn't achievable.

okay, either i'm slow ama nangoja tu furahi-hour ya hii furahiday, is this cryptic? mazee nimeisorora nika sorora nikasorora na bado...SWIIIIII....imenipita kaa citihoppa...

archer, nimie mmoja wao

9:58 AM  
Anonymous kip said...

hi mama ni overated.. am 100 % sure my friend wanjiku hukos in boston is 100% more flier than this angelinabrad ! lakini for real that mama haz thayos! na those lips... niko na patent yake ..

11:23 AM  
Blogger jm said...

@ kirima: mwangaza nafikiri umeuona ...

@ modo anti-nyita: the first step to being helped is acknowledging that you are lost :) angalau umeadmit!! It's in the url ...

@ kip: hmmm ... it's the way she kept biting them lips ...

11:29 AM  
Blogger Archer said...

Mwas, si jamaas have missed the point? Ama mi ndio naona zangu?

11:53 AM  
Blogger jm said...

Mishale: wamehata tena vibaya sana!!

12:02 PM  
Blogger 3N said...

JM & Mwanamishale,

I got it lakini I didn't know whether the chilez themselves knew

1:46 PM  
Blogger Spidey/Tato said...

they dont call her angelina lotsa lips for nothin

ok now i totally missed the unsee vibe up in here? mnaongea nini

2:28 PM  
Blogger jm said...

@ 3n: that is rigging!!

@ tato: yeah, right!

5:12 PM  
Blogger Chatterly said...

@3N-the chilez knew KITAMBO!

10:14 AM  
Blogger Unyc said...

LOoool...Mwangi n ur parables.

Jollie-ty sio...timam. :)

11:21 AM  
Anonymous betty said...

modo..read this a ziillion times.alafu am wondering, what lips we talking about here? THOSE ones ama gani tena? ..lool ati she kept biting them..my mind in the gutter tihihihi biting them???HA!!!pliz confirm said lips ni gani.

4:38 PM  
Blogger Quintessence said...

IF I liked chics I would do Ms. Jolie...but since I don't let me join you in your gutter. Do visible lips reflect the hidden? Are they in direct proportion or...ok I'll stop there

6:45 PM  
Blogger jm said...

@ unyc: naona huko anti-radar class :)

@ betty: what say u?

@ Q: You might have just given me an idea for a post!! Kumbe hata wee una-karoom in gutter-ville?

11:20 AM  
Blogger Actos said...

nice post, it's really interesting for me today, thx

2:31 PM  

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